I was never a fan of the bug-eyed Impreza; to me it always looked surprised and shocked as if someone had just shoved a cold middle-finger up its jacksie. Yeah yeah, I know it was a great driving machine and all, but you don’t see people queuing up to have sex with the fattest, ugliest chick in their street just because she’s supposed to be good in bed, do you? Well, some people do but that’s beside the point.
Despite its inherent ugliness, there’s always been an example of this car which has held a special place in my heart, and that car is the JUN Super Lemon 2000 STi.
Pardon my unecessary use of profanity when I say this car is a fucking weapon. Just under 590PS, 495 ft/lbs of torque and an increase in displacement by a whopping 25% to 2.5L. And of course, as is the norm with any track-bred racing beast you have a smattering of carbon, a dash of Advan RGII and you’re left with something that will scare this scare the shit out of your Nanna.
- Leon.
Your posts are GREAT! They have given me many hours of enjoyment through my home from work sick leave! Since you are in Malaysia I am sure you pass through or by many Mini Car shops with crazy car models for sale!
Tanks mate! Much appreciated!